It just doesnt get any Beta than this.

Bakers First Law of Federal Geometry: A block grant is a solid mass of money surrounded on all sides by governors.

Arnolds Laws of Documentation: (1) If it should exist, it doesnt. (2) If it does exist, its out of date. (3) Only documentation for useless programs transcends the first two laws.

Information deteriorates upward through bureaucracies.

I knocked several times, but you werent in. – Opportunity

A bird in the hand is always safer than one overhead.

If you do not like the answer, you shouldnt have asked the question.

The best way to lie is to tell the truth, carefully edited truth.

Sometimes I think we are alone in the universe. Sometimes I think we are not. In either case, the thought is quite staggering.

Influence is like a savings account. The less you use it, the more youve got. – Andrew Young, American politician