Measure with a micrometer. Mark with chalk. Cut with an axe.

When it gets to be your turn, they change the rules.

What you resist, you become.

Emersons Law of Contrariness: Our chief want in life is somebody who shall make us do what we can. Having found them, we shall then hate them for it.

If anything is used to its full potential, it will break.

Common sense is not so common.

The man who can smile when things go wrong has thought of someone he can blame it on.

The squeaky wheel doesnt always get the grease; sometimes it gets replaced.

Advertising Rule: In writing a patent-medicine advertisement, first convince the reader that he has the disease he is reading about; secondly, that it is curable.

Never volunteer for anything.