If ignorance is bliss, most of us must be orgasmic.

It is a poor workman who blames his tools.

Hinds Law Of Computer Programming: 1) Any given program, when running, is obsolete. 2) If a program is useful, it will have to be changed. 3) If a program is useless, it will have to be documented. 4) Any given program will expand to fill all available memory. 5) The value of a program is proportional to the weight of its output. 6) Program complexity grows until it exceeds the capability of the programmer who must maintain it. 7) Make it possible for programmers to write programs in English, and you will find that programmers cannot write in English.

If it werent for the last minute, nothing would ever get done.

Any given program, when running, is obsolete.

Finagles Creed: Science is true. Dont be misled by facts.

The hardness of the butter is in inverse proportion to the softness of the bread.

If on an actuarial basis there is a 50-50 chance that something will go wrong, it will actually go wrong nine times out of ten.

If you think that OSHA is a small town in Wisconsin, youre in trouble.

A boss with no humor is like a job that is no fun.