Self starters…will not.

Astrology Laws: Its always the wrong time of the month. – Rozanne Weissman

You cant push a rope.

Larkinsons Law: All laws are basically false.

It is not enough to tell me you worked hard to get your gold. The devil works hard too.

If you see a man approaching you with the obvious intent of doing you good, you should run for your life.

Harps Corollary To Estridges Law: Your IBM PC-compatible computer grows more incompatible with every passing moment.

Say no, then negotiate.

Flucards Corollary: Anything dropped in the bathroom falls in the toilet.

Fudds First Law of Opposition: Push something hard enough and it will fall over.