Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.

Beware the man of one book. – St. Thomas Aquinas

If you are given two contradictory orders, obey them both.

Do not believe in miracles, rely on them.

Anything that doesnt eat you today is saving you for tomorrow.

If you try to please everybody, nobody will like it.

When a broken appliance is demonstrated for the repairman, it will work perfectly.

Its not hard to meet expenses; they are everywhere.

Confusion creates jobs.

You cant tell how deep a puddle is until you step into it.