Bare feet magnetize sharp metal objects so they always point upward from the floor.

Success is the active process of making your dreams real and inspiring others to dream. – James Anders Honeycutt

Greens Law of Debate: Anything is possible if you dont know what youre talking about.

Colvards Unconscionable Commentary: This is especially true when dealing with someone youre attracted to.

Happiness is merely the remission of pain.

Hugh Downs Four Rules for Investigating the Universe: Rule 1 – When confronted with an apparent infinite or infinitely repeating pattern, expect some variant that keeps it from being infinite. Rule 2 – When all investigation supports Rule 1, look for a situation which violates it. Rule 3 – Be prepared for an infinite oscillation between Rules 1 and 2. Rule 4 – Apply Rule 1.

Biermans Laws of Contracts: (1) In any given document, you cant cover all the what ifs. (2) Lawyers stay in business resolving all the unresolved what ifs. (3) Every resolved what if creates two unresolved what ifs.

Zymurgys First Law Of Evolving System Dynamics Once you open a can of worms, the only way to recan them is to use a larger can.

Dont look back, something may be gaining on you.

Dont force it, get a bigger hammer.