There is no safety in numbers, or in anything else.

If you do not know what youre doing, do it neatly.

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

Its not the work that gets me down, its the coffee breaks.

Always try to stop talking before people stop listening.

For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.

If we learn by our mistakes, some of us are getting one great education!

If at first you dont succeed, your successor will.

One good thing about repeating your mistakes is that you know when to cringe.

There is a coherent plan in the universe, though I dont know what its a plan for.