Do someone a favor and it becomes your job.

A bird in the hand makes it hard to blow your nose.

Experience is something you do not get until just after you need it.

Multitasking allows screwing up several things at once.

Work hard and save your money and when you are old you will be able to buy the things only the young can enjoy.

This law was inadvertently left blank.

There are two things on earth that are universal: hydrogen and stupidity.

To avoid criticism, do nothing, say nothing, be nothing.

As they say in Beirut, Shiite happens.

The hardest thing in life to learn is which bridge to cross and which to burn.