Fifth Law of Procrastination: Procrastination avoids boredom; one never has the feeling that there is nothing important to do.

Anthonys Law of Force: Dont force it, get a larger hammer.

In order to get a loan, you must first prove you dont need it.

It may be bad manners to talk with your mouth full, but it isnt too good either if you speak when your head is empty.

Never tell them what you wouldnt do.

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence.

Excuses are like bodies; everybody has one!

Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.

Love letters, business contracts, and money due you always arrive three weeks late, whereas junk mail arrives the day it was sent.

Ability is like a check, it has no value unless it is cashed.