Those who live closest arrive latest.

There has been an alarming increase in the number of things you know nothing about.

Experiments should be reproducible. They should all fail in the same way.

The more an item costs, the farther you have to send it for repairs.

When they want it bad (in a rush), they get it bad.

Almost everything in life is easier to get into than to get out of.

Beware of altruism. It is based on self-deception, the root of all evil.

When a lie fails, the truth saves what remained.

Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first.

Any producing entity is the last to use its own product.