The 5 Ps : Preparation Prevents Piss Poor Performance

If you do something right once, someone will ask you to do it again.

If Murphys Law can go wrong, it will.

Nothing ever comes out as planned.

Golden Rule Of Arts And Sciences: Whoever has the gold makes the rules.

Its Not My Job!

SNAFU Equations: 1) Given any problem containing N equations, there will be N+1 unknowns. 2) An object or bit of information most needed will be least available. 3) Any device requiring service or adjustment will be least accessible. 4) Interchangeable devices wont. 5) In any human endeavor, once you have exhausted all possibilities and fail, there will be one solution, simple and obvious, highly visible to everyone else. 6) Badness comes in waves.

Anthonys Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll into the least accessible corner or the workshop. Corollary: On the way to the corner, any dropped tool will first always strike your toes.

All probabilities are really 50%. Either a thing will happen or it wont.

No man is lonely while eating spaghetti.