Gordian Maxim: If a string has one end, it has another.

Each problem solved introduces a new unsolved problem.

Opportunity always knocks at the least opportune moment.

Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening.

Everyone breaks more than the seven-year-bad-luck allotment to cover rotten luck throughout an entire lifetime.

If you have to ask, you are not entitled to know.

Always listen to experts. Theyll tell what cant be done and why. Then do it.

If some people didnt tell you, youd never know theyd been away on vacation.

If you are feeling good, dont worry. Youll get over it.

When things are going well, someone will inevitably experiment detrimentally.