Q: Have you heard about Michael Jacksons new book?

A: Its called, The Ins and Outs of Child Rearing

Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?

A: One is made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with….The other is used to carry groceries.

A confused nine year old boy goes up to his mother and asks, Is God male or female?

After thinking for a moment, his mother responds,Well God is both male and female.



This confuses the little boy, so he asks, Is God black or white?



Well, God is both black and white.



This further confuses the boy so he asks, Is God gay or straight?



At this the mother is getting concerned, but answers none the less,



Honey, God is both gay and straight.



At this the boys face lights up with understanding and he triumphantly asks…



Is God Michael Jackson?

Q. How do the little boys at Michael Jacksons ranch know when
it is bedtime?
A. When the big hand touches the little hand.

yo mama soooo poor she went to the dollar tree and put a $0.99,5 pack of gum on lay-a-way.

Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys-2-Men?

A. He thought it was a delivery service.

A little kid asks his father, "Daddy, is God a man or a woman?" "Both son. God is both." After awhile the kid comes again and asks, "Daddy, is God black or white?" "Both son, both." The child returns a few minutes later and says, "Daddy, is Michael Jackson God?"

One day, a little boy went to his father daddy, is God male or female? and his father answered Well son, God is both male and female.Then the boy asked Daddy, is God black or white? and his father answered well son, God is both black and white.Then the boy asked Daddy, is God gay or straight? and his father said well son, God is both gay and straight.The boy was quiet for a while and seemed to be thinking. Finally he broke the silence by saying Daddy, is God Michael Jackson?

Michael Jackson was in a room bumming George Michael. Suddenly Michael Jackson said I have to go now, but ill be back in five minutes, whatever you do dont wank. At that, Michael left.



Five minutes later Michael returned to find cum all over the ceiling and walls. What the hell happened here, I told you not to wank. But George replied I didnt; I farted

What is Michael Jacksons favorite Theme Park?

Whichever one has the most kids that day.