Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson rapes little kids.

How many Taoists does it take to change a light bulb?

You cannot change a light bulb. By its nature it will go out again

Q. What do Michael Jackson and Wal-Mart have in common?

A. They both have boys pants half off.

Q: Whats brown and often found in childrens underpants?

A: Michael Jacksons hand.

Why is Michael Jacksons new album entitled Bad?

Because he couldnt spell Pathetic.

Spice Girl Replacement Candidates

1. Cher or Madonna [Old Spice]
2. Jewel or Dolly Parton [Spice Rack]
3. Cindy Lauper [Freaky Spice]
4. Courtney Love [Scarier Spice]
5. Marilyn Manson [Scariest Spice]
6. Pamela Lee Anderson [Silicon Spice]
7. Monica Lewinski [Gagger Spice]
8. Ellen Degeneris [Muncher Spice]
9. Anne Heche [Licker Spice]
10. Shannen Doherty [Nutty Spice]
11. Hillary Clinton [Bitchy Spice]
12. Anna Nicole Smith [Shallow Spice]
13. Christina Applegate [Brainy Spice]

Why do R. Kellys parties always end at 6 in the morning?

Because he has to get all the girls to school by 7:00.

What do Michael Jackson and Wal-Mart have in common?

They both have boys pants half off.

Q: Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?

A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with, and you carry your groceries in in the other one.

Tommy Lees………………Camp Kickachick
Monica Lewinskys………Camp Suckaweewee
President Clintons……….Camp Getahoochie
Ellen DeGeneress……..Camp Lickacoochie
Kenneth Stars……………..Camp Catchacrook
O.J. Simpsons…………….Camp Killachick
Lorena Bobbits…………..Camp Cutaweewee
Tonya Hardings………….Camp Clubaknee
Susan Smiths……………….Camp Blameabrotha
Pamela Lees……………….Camp Lottatatas
Michael Jacksons……….Camp Wannabewhitey
Louis Farakahns…………Camp Killawhitey