What college did Michael Jackson attend?

A little kid asks his father, Daddy, is God a man or a woman?
Both son. God is both. After a while the kid comes again and asks, Daddy, is God black or white? Both son, both. The child returns a few minutes later and says, Daddy, is Michael Jackson God?

Q: What do you call a comedian in Afghanistan?

A: Larry the Kabul Guy.

Snoop Doggs so dark that if he was naked at night, you couldnt see him.

What did Michael Jackson say to the priest when he saw a five year old boy?

Hands off! I saw him first…

Michael Jackson and his wife are in the recovery room with their new baby son. The doctor walks in and Michael asks:

Doctor, how long before we can have sex?

The doctor replies, Id wait until hes at least 14.

Right after Lisa Marie had Michael Jacksons baby, they went to see her gynecologist. After the babys exam, Michael asked the doctor, Doctor, how long will it be before we can have sex? The doctor replied, Well, Michael, you probably ought to wait until hes at least 10 or 11.

a frog goes into a bank and and wants to get a loan the bank teller says,whats your name? Kermit jagger the frog says.
like mick jagger? she says. yeah hes my dad. well what do you have to give us for security? i have this the frog says and pulls out a pink porceline pig the teller says hold on ill go check this with my boss, so she asks her
boss, whats this? he says well i think its a Knick Knack paddywack give a frog a loan his old mans a rolling stone.

What do Britney Spears and a computer have in common?

Their both cheap, white, and plastic….

What do Micheal Jackson and Caviar have in common?

They both come on little crackers.