what does michael jackson have in common with k-mart …. they both have little boys pants half off

Michael Jordan made over $300,000 a game. That equals $10,000 a minute, at an average of 30 minutes per game. With $40 million in endorsements, he made $178,100 a day, working or not. If he sleeps 7 hours a night, he makes $52,000 every night while visions of sugarplums dance in his head. If he goes to see a movie, itll cost him $7.00, but hell make $18,550 while hes there. If he decides to have a 5 minute egg, hell make $618 while boiling it. He makes $7,415/hr more than minimum wage. Hell make $3,710 while watching each episode of Friends. If he wanted to save up for a new Acura NSX ($90,000) it would take him a whole 12 hours. If someone were to hand him his salary and endorsement money, they would have to do it at the rate of $2.00 every second. Hell probably pay around $200 for a nice round of golf, but will be reimbursed $33,390 for that round. Assuming he puts the federal maximum of 15% of his income into a tax deferred account (401k), he will hit the federal cap of $9500 at 8:30 a.m. on January 1st. If you were given a penny for every 10 dollars he made, you d be living comfortably at $65,000 a year. Hell make about $19.60 while watching the 100 meter dash in the Olympics. Hell make about $15,600 during the Boston Marathon. While the common person is spending about $20 for a meal in his trendy Chicago restaurant, hell pull in about $5600. In his last year, he made more than twice as much as all U.S. past presidents for all of their terms combined. Amazing isnt it? Keep reading!BUT…If Jordan saves 100% of his income for the next 250 years, hell still have less than Bill Gates has today. Game over. Nerd wins.

What do Michael Jackson and McDonalds have in common?

They both stick their meat in 5 year old buns.

You are a child of the 80S if:

• You know what a burnout is.
• You know what Sike means.
• You know the profound meaning of Wax on, Wax off.
• You know that another name for a keyboard is a Synthesizer.
• You wanted to be a Goonie.
• You know who Max Headroom is.
• You ever wore flourescent, neon if you will, clothing.
• You could breakdance, or wish you could.
• You wanted to be The Hulk for Halloween.
• Partying like its 1999 seemed so far away.
• You wanted to be on StarSearch.
• You can remember what Michael Jackson looked like before his nose fell off.
• You wore a banana clip at some point during your youth, or knew someone who
  did.

• You knew what Willis was talkin bout.
• You had to have your MTV.
• You hold a special place in your heart for Back to the Future.
• You thought Molly Ringwald was really cool.
• You actually thought Dirty Dancing was a really good movie.
• You heard of Garbage Pail Kids.
• You knew The Artist when he was humbly called Prince.
• You remember when ATARI was a state of the art video game system.
• You own any cassettes.
• You were led to believe that in the year 2000 wed all be living on the
  moon.

• You remember and/or own any of the CareBear Glass collection from Pizza Hut.
• Or any other stupid collection they came out with.
• Poltergeist freaked you out.
• You carried your lunch to school in a Gremlins or an E.T. lunchbox.
• You have ever pondered why Smurfette was the only female smurf.
• You know what a Doozer is.
• You wore biker shorts underneath a short skirt and felt stylish, or knew
  someone who did.

• You ever had a Swatch Watch.
• You can name 1/2 the members of Duran Duran.
• You remember when Saturday Night Live was funny.
• You had WonderWoman or Superman underoos.
• You know what a Whammee is.
• You had a crush on Jon Bon Jovi, or knew someone who did.

If you can identify with at least half of this list then you are most certainly
a product of the 80s!

What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Their middle name.

Is there any truth to the rumour that Michael Jackson is to re-release an earlier hit. Its now titled …

It doesnt matter if youre Black THEN White

Why did the chickhen cross the road?
to get to the other side
Why did David Beckham cross the road?
Because he likes chickhens

Q. What do Michael Jackson and the Yankees have in common??

A. They both need a twelve year old boy to score!

What did the lady at the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!

Well, the trials over, and Michael got off… Whats ironic is that getting off is what got him in trouble in the first place.