Why do Samoans have big nostrils?

Because they have big fingers.

An elderly French man was slowly walking down the countryside, admiring the
beautiful spring day, when over a hedgerow he spotted a young couple,
naked, making love in a field.

Getting over his initial shock he said to himself, Ah ze young love …ze
spring time, ze air, ze flowers, cest magnifique!! and continued to watch
remembering good times. Suddenly he drew in a gasp and said, Mais… Sacre
bleu!! Ze woman – she is dead! and he hurried along as fast as he could
to the town to tell Albert, the police chief.

He arrived, out of breath, to the police station and shouted,
Albert…Albert, zere is zis man zis woman …naked in farmer Gastons
field, making love. The police chief smiled and said, Come, come, Henri.
You are not so old to remember ze young love, ze spring time, ze air, ze
flowers… Ah, Lamour! Zis is okay.

Mais non! You do not understand, ze woman she is dead!! Hearing this
Albert leapt out from his seat and rushed out of the station, and the
police car being serviced, he ran down to the field, confirmed Henris
story, and ran all the way back non-stop to call the doctor:

Pierre, Pierre, … this is Albert. I was in Gastons field. Zere is a
young couple naked aving sex

Pierre replied, Albert, I am a man of science. You must remember, it is
spring, ze air, ze flowers. Ah, lamour! Zis is very natural.

Albert, still out of breath gasped in reply, NON, you do not understand.
Ze woman, she is dead! Hearing this, Pierre shouted, Mon dieu! grabbed
is black medicine bag, stuffed in his thermometer, stethoscope, and other
tools and jumped in the car and drove like a madman down to Gastons field.

Upon getting there he gave the couple a full medical exam and drove back to
Henri and Albert, who were waiting at the station. He got there, went
inside, and smiled patiently at the two Frenchmen and said, Ah, mes amis,
do not worry. Ze woman, she is not dead. She is English.

This speaks a lot about the Japanese quality standards and also cultural misunderstandings.

Theyre still laughing about this at IBM. Apparently the computer giant decided to have some parts manufactured in Japan as a trial project. In the specifications, they set out that they will accept three defective parts per 10,000 .

When the delivery came in there was an accompanying letter. We, Japanese people, had a hard time understanding North American business practices. But the three defective parts per 10,000 have been separately manufactured and have been included in the consignment. Hope this pleases you.

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There were three Aggies; one crane operator, one pole climber, one guide.

The guide tied the crane to the end of a pole. The crane operator would then pick the pole up on end. The climber climbed to the top and dropped a tape measure which the guide promptly read and noted the measurement. The crane operator then lowered the pole to the ground and repsitioned to pick up another pole.

This went on several times when the foreman came over and asked why they couldnt measure the poles while they were laying on the ground?

The Aggies replied, we need to know how tall the poles are, not how long.

Two teenage boys from West Virginia were talking.
First one says I had my first sex last night!
What was it like? The second one asked.
Quite good, but her mum walked in on us.
Oh, no! What did she say?
Moo

What do you call a Jewish American Princesss waterbed?

Lake Placid

Did you hear about the two Mexicans on Thats Incredible?

One had auto insurance, and the other was an only child.

Sean was fishing and it started to rain, so he moved under the bridge
for shelter.

His pal McGinty saw him and called, Sean, me boy, are ye afeared of a
few spots o rain, now?

Sean replied, Im not…the fish come here fer shelter.

Q:How do you know if a irishmen has been on his computer.

A:there is tipx on then screen.

A Briton, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden.

Look at their reserve, their calm, muses the Brit. They must be British.

Nonsense, the Frenchman disagrees. Theyre naked, and so beautiful. Clearly, they are French.

No way! They have no clothes and no shelter, the Russian points out, They have only an apple to eat, and are being told they live in a paradise. Obviously, they are Russian.