Why wasnt Jesus born in Essex, England? Because they couldnt find three wise men and a virgin!

What do you call a black guy on a bike?

A thief!

What are the first 3 words in the Mexican national anthem?

Attention K-Mart shoppers.

These four guys were walking down the street, a Saudi, a Russian, a North Korean, and a New Yorker.

A reporter comes running up and says, Excuse me, what is your opinion about the meat shortage?

The Saudi says, Whats a shortage?

The Russian says, Whats meat?

The North Korean says, Whats an opinion?

The New Yorker, says, Excuse me?? Whats excuse me?

What do you throw to a drowning [ethnic]?

His wife and kids.

Did you near about the new Jewish car?

It stops on a dime.. and picks it up.

Whats dumber than an [ethnic] building a house under water?

An [ethnic] trying to burn it down.

A German, Englishman and Arab are traveling on a train. They get bored and start telling each other about their families.

The German says, I have 4 kids, one more and theyll make a basketball team.

The Englishman says, Huh! Thats nothing I have 10 boys; one more and Ill be the world-champion soccer-teams coach.

The Arab starts laughing. He says, Ive had 17 wives and no kids! But one more wife and Ill open a golf course!

What do you cal an [ethnic] and his 500 girl friends?

A Sheppard.

Whats the difference between a wedge of old cheese and an [ethnic] girl?

One is strong smelling and covered in mold and the other goes great with
crackers!