yo house
your house so small i threw a rock and hit everybody
your house so small i threw a rock and hit everybody
you are so sweet, but i prefer salty
Is that your head or did your neck blow a bubble?
Im fat, but youre ugly and I can lose weight!
You are so ugly the last time you got a piece of ass was when your hand slipped through the toilet paper.
Your so fat that when you walk outside in a red shirt everyone Shouts Kool Aid, Kool Aid
Your so dumb that if your brain was made of dynamite you wouldnt have enough to blow your nose.
How do you kill all the mexicans in the world?
Bomb a swap meet.
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Why do all the mexicans go to a funeral?
For the free food.
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What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill?
A mudslide.
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Why are black people afraid of motocycles?
Because they sound like theyre saying, Run niga niga niga, run niga niga niga…
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what do you call a bunch of white people in the middle of a larger group of black people?
A Ho-Ho.
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What do you call a bunch of white people in a yellow bus?
A twinkie.
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How do white people get away with breaking the law?
They say Sorry officer. I didnt know I couldnt do that.
Q: How do you know when youre REALLY ugly?
A: Dogs hump your leg with their eyes closed.
how do you baby sit a black baby?….
you wet his lips and stick him to a window!
how do you get him off? slide him to the corner!
(im not racest just to let you know)