Your so dumb, you climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

Your breath stinks so bad people look forward to your farts.

Does your face hurt? Well, its killing me!

If I had a dog as ugly as you, I would shave its butt and teach it to walk backwards.

What does a nigger and an apple have in common?

You can find them both hanging from a tree in Mississippi.

Youre so fat, the last time you saw 90210 was on the scale.

Your house is so dusty the roaches ride around in dune buggies.

Youre so ugly your mom has to tie a roast beef sandwich around your neck to get the dog to play with you.

John: Were you wearing pants when you were born?

Joe: I think so. Why do you ask?

John: It would explain why the first thing people see when they look at you is an asshole!

Youre so poor that you put a Happy Meal from McDonalds on Lay-A-way.