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Very Poor

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Youre so poor I went to your house and asked where the bathroom was and you said, 4th bottle to the left.

Rolls

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Why do fat people hate rolls?

Because they see enough everday when they look in the mirror!

hairline

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All you want for Christmas is a hairline!

Slip Into Something Comfortable

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Why dont you slip into something comfortable. . .like a coma.

Ugly Face

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Hey, what are you going to do for a face when the baboon wants its ass back!

dust farter

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Youre so old that you fart dust.

jokes

VCR

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Yo mama is so fat that she uses the VCR as a beeper.

Youre so ugly…

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Youre so ugly that when your mama dropped you off at school, she was arrested for littering!

Youre so ugly…

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Youre so ugly that when you were born, the doctor slapped your mom.

Your brain

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Your brain is so small that if they put it on the edge of a razor blade, it would look like a BB rolling down an eight lane highway.