You are so poor that when you went up to your mom and asked her what you were having for dinner, she opened up her legs and said,Tuna!

Youre so dumb, you put a quarter into a parking meter and said, Hey, wheres my gumball?

Mirrors dont talk, but lucky for you, they dont laugh either.

Youre so fat, you jumped in the air and got stuck.

Youre so ugly that Id rather look at a camels butt than you!

Youre so ugly, when you were born, the doctor slapped yo mama!

Youre so full of crap your eyes are brown

Youre so stupid that you got hit by a parked car.