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Whos there?
Ina Claire!
Ina Claire who?
Ina Claire day, you can see for miles!

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Yucca!
Yucca who?
Yucca catch more flies with honey than vinegar!

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Hair!
Hair who?
Hair today, gone tomorrow!

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Oswald!
Oswald who?
Oswald my chewing gum!

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Dwayne!
Dwayne who?
Dwayne in Spain falls mainly on the plain…!

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Cliff!
Cliff who?
Cliff the hedges!

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Godunov!
Godunov who!
Godunov to eat!

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Kay!
Kay who?
Kay sera sera!

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Gipper!
Gipper who!
Gipper your best!

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Gordie!
Gordie who!
Gordie-rectly to jail, do not pass go, do not collect $200!