Knock Knock
Whos there?
Doughnut!
Doughnut who!
Doughnut open until Christmas!

Knock Knock
Whos there?
Dummy!
Dummy who?
Dummy a favour and go away!

Knock Knock
Whos there?
Thatcher!
Thatcher who?
Thatcher could get away with it!

Knock Knock
Whos there?
Chip!
Chip who?
Chip of Fools!

Knock Knock
Whos there?
Vlad!
Vlad who?
Vlad to meet you!

Knock Knock
Whos there?
Mali!
Mali who?
Mali Brown!

Knock Knock
Whos there?
Allan!
Allan who!
Allan-d of Manhattan!

Knock Knock
Whos there?
Thelma!
Thelma who?
Thelma your soul!

Knock Knock
Whos there?
Utah!
Utah who?
Utah told me to knock!

Knock Knock
Whos there?
Forbes!
Forbes who?
Forbes of Evil!