Knock Knock
Whos there?
Khomeini!
Khomeini who?
Khomeini old time for dinner!

Knock Knock
Whos there?
Dill!
Dill who?
Dill we meet again!

Knock Knock
Whos there?
Hawaii!
Hawaii who?
Fine, until you knocked on the door!

Knock Knock
Whos there?
Matthew!
Matthew who?
Matthew is pinthing my foot!

Knock Knock
Whos there?
Toyota!
Toyota who?
Toyata be a law against such awful jokes!

Knock Knock
Whos there?
Mira!
Mira who?
Miracle on 34th Street!

Knock Knock
Whos there?
Perth!
Perth who?
Perth your lips and whistle!

Knock Knock
Whos there?
Helena!
Helana who?
Helena hand basket!

Knock Knock
Whos there?
Warrior!
Warrior who?
Warrior you been all my life!

Knock Knock
Whos there?
Howard Hughes!
Howard Hughes who?
Howard Huges like a punch on the nose?