Q: How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Eight: one to work the bulb and seven to make sure Microsoft gets $2 for every light bulb ever changed anywhere in the world.

Q: How many hunt sabs does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Three. One to do it and two to clean the muddy footprints off the carpet and the chair he was standing on.

Q: How many small-town people does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two, one to do it and a cop to make sure he isnt doing it too fast.

How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to get the bulb and two to get the phone number to dial one of their subornidates to actually change it.

A: One, but it takes at least three light bulbs.

Q: How many neurophysiologists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Six. One to remove the old bulb and examine it under the microscope to find out what went wrong, one to blow a tube of glass into the bulb shape, one to coil the tungsten wire filament, one to clean up the metal base of the old bulb, one to operate the vacuum pump to get rid of the air in the bulb and one to apply the glue to seal the new bulb into the old base. The new bulb wont work, of course, but the whole process uses up a lot of expensive equipment and keeps several intelligent people happily employed doing something totally useless.

Q: How many seventies disco dancers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Two. One to boogie up the ladder and one to say Get daaowwwwn !

Q: How many members of the England cricket team does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Four. One to change it after 85 overs, one to throw him the new one, one to drop it, and one to get caught rubbing something out of his pocket into it.

Q: How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Its hard to say. Each time we separate the bulb into its modules to do unit testing, it stops working.

Q: How many presidential campaign staff does it need to change a light bulb?
A: 220! One to write a speech about how good it will be when the bulb is actually changed, one to write a speech about why the other candidates cant even spell lightbulbe, eighteen to find out what the other candidates did when the lightbulb failed, and another two hundred to find out what the other candidates families think about lightbulbs, bulbs, pear-shaped objects, light in general, any form of energy.