Q: How many holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, they just deny the bulb ever went out in the first place.

Q: How many Will Rogers does it take to change a dead light bulb?
A: None. He never met a dead light bulb he didnt like.

Q: How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. Theyre all far too busy crossing the road.

Q: How many mutants does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two thirds.

Q: How many Davidson students does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Four – one to change a bulb, and three to write up a complaint to the board of directors stating that they could have gone to an Ivy League if they had wanted to.

Q: How many Green Party members does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, they use light bulbs which dont burn out, so they dont know how.

How many light beer drinkers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.

Q: How many schizophreniacs does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Well, he thinks its five but as we all now its only him, so…

Q: How many auto mechanics does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two, one to screw in all the bulbs he has until he finds one that fits, and the other to tell you he thinks hell have to replace the whole socket.

Q: How many lexicographers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Two. One to change it and one to protest that he should have changed it to light bulb.