Q: How many school teachers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: One if at home, but on school time, four.

There are three little boys standing outside the first little boy says my daddy is best because he can drink 24 beers,the second little boy said thats nothing my dad can drink 48 beers, the third little boy said my dads got all yall beat he can eat a light bulb, the other little boys said how do you know this the little boy said well I heard him tell mom to turn out the light and Ill eat it

Q: How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two, one to give the order that the bulb be changed and one to screw it in.

Sorry, we closed 18 seconds ago, and Ive just closed the register.

Q: How many dyslexics does it take to bulb a light change?
A: Eno.

Q: How many Republican Presidential candidates from 1988 did it take to change a lightbulb?
A: (DuPont) Light bulbs need to be changed? Gosh. I guess the servants have always taken care of that… With a DuPont administration, the power of the free market will be unleashed to produce light bulbs that never need changing.

How many nerds does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Please…replacing low-cost units designed primarily to emit photons in the visible electromagnetic specrum is easy.

Q: How many sax players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Just one, but he has to go through a whole box to find just the right one.

Q: How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. They just write it up as a new and useful feature.

Q: How many bluegrass musicians it takes to change a light bulb?
A: Two – one to screw it in and one to complain that it is electrified.