Q: How long will it take?
A: Thats indeterminate. It depends on how many dead bulbs theyve brought with them.

Q: How many computer studies students does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: None. They are far too busy hacking.

Q: How many Italian-Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: I dont know exactly, but my brothers girlfriends fathers boss secretarys sisters next door neighbors priests cousins union shop stewards uncles Knights Of Columbus club Seargant-of-Arms nephews best friend did it real cheap for me once.

Q: How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. The darkness will cause the light bulb to change by itself.

Note: Supply-siders were the force behind Reagans early reforms, and their economic theories were just like those of Thatcher (only the Thatcherites were more extreme). They believed that if they shifted the focus of government economic policy to stimulating supply rather than demand, the business cycle would be stopped at an agreeable point and inflation would be permanently whipped. Obviously, it didnt quite work out that way.)

How many Harvard men does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One; he stands still and the world revolves around him.

Q: How many roadies does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: None. I dont do lights. Thats the light crews job.

Q: How many field service engineers does it take to replace a dead light bulb?
A: 2. One to hold the bulb and one to pound it in (etc)

Q: How many football managers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Well, it would only take one, but actually he doesnt change it at all if it worked all right for him last time (lest he gets caricatured on the back page of the gutter press.)

Q: How many people does it take to change an object-oriented light bulb?
A: Change it? Aw shucks, I was going to reuse it.

How many conservative economists does it take to change a light bulb?



None. They let the free market take care of it.