51. One to change the bulb, and fifty to sing about the bulb
being changed.

Q: How many Liverpool supporters does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: 96. One to change it and 95 to get killed in the crush when the whole city turns up to watch.

Note: Topical to the Hillsborough disaster.

Q: How many waitresses does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Three. Two to stand around complaining about it and one to go get the manager.

Q: How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Ve are asking ze qvestions here!

Q: How many East Carolina University students does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Just one, but it takes six years!!

Q: How many evolutionists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Theres no evidence that the change is due to evolution. What use would a mutation that produced part of a filament be?

Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: It only takes one to change your bulb…to his.

Q: How many LP player users does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One, but the old bulb keeps getting stuck… getting stuck… getting stuck…

Q: How many Pentium designers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: 1.99904274017, but thats close enough for non-technical people.

Q: What do you get when you cross a Pentium PC with a research grant?

A: A mad scientist.

Q: Whats another name for the Intel Inside sticker they put on Pentiums?

A: The warning label.

Q: What do you call a series of FDIV instructions on a Pentium?

A: Successive approximations.

Q: Complete the following word analogy: Add is to Subtract as Multiply is to:

Divide

ROUND

RANDOM

On a Pentium, all of the above

A: Number 4.

Q: What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentiums floating point divider?

A: Life is like a box of chocolates. (Source: F. Gump of Intel)

Q: Why didnt Intel call the Pentium the 586?

A: Because they added 486 and 100 on the first Pentium and got 585.999983605.

Q: According to Intel, the Pentium conforms to the IEEE standards 754 and 854 for floating point arithmetic. If you fly in aircraft designed using a Pentium, what is the correct pronunciation of IEEE?

A: Aaaaaaaiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeee!

Q: How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

A: 11, 10 to form a committee and 1 to get her boyfriend to do it..