How many Finlanders does it take to change a light bulb?One Swede.

Q: How many people in a Burger King advert does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. I cant change my lightbulb. But I can change my burger to a Burger King burger.

Q: How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!

Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Lawyers dont change bulbs. Now if youre looking for someone to really screw a bulb…

Q: How many London taxi drivers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: (Cue typical indignant Saaaaf London accent) What ? Go all the way up there and come back empty ? You must be jokin mate !

Q: How many Union Electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Eight. One to change the bulb, three to watch him work, one to supervise, one to make the tea, and two to phone in to say that they cant make it in to work today.

Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two-one to get murdered under the burnt-out bulb and the other to replace it after the ensuing publicity.

Q: How many Princeton students does it take to screw in a lightblub?
A: Sigh. The Alumni pay people to do things like that for us.

Note: Princeton has a reputation for being wealthier than the other seven.

Q: How many netters does it take to submit a light bulb joke?
A: 1000 – One to invent the joke and 999 to submit How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, thats a hardware problem.

Q: How many people about to move out of the city does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: They dont bother, the neighborhoods been turning black anyway.