Q: How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one. They dont like to share the spotlight.

How does Ozzy Osbourne change a light bulb?

Well, first he bites the head off the old one…

Q: How many rec.humor readers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: An infinitely growing number: One to announce that the bulb burned out. Ten to agree. One to change it, one to post in saying I got it, one to post in saying Yes, but they have shots for it nowadays, one to post in saying Our news software hasnt been working and I missed the original lightbulb joke. Would someone please post it again or email it to me ?, one to post in quoting everything so far and the words Me too, two to turn it into a cascade, another ten to build the cascade into a disk-wasting monster, one to post in with I dont get it. Isnt this the place for FUNNY jokes ?, one to post in after two months Whats this lightbulb joke youre all talking about ?, one to repost it a month later thinking its a new joke, one to post I didnt get it. Whats the punchline ?, one to post Has anyone got a list of these? Im starting a list, so please send me all your lightbulb jokes, and one to cross-post the joke to alt.fan.lightbulbs 6 months later prefixed by Are we allowed to tell jokes in here ? and accompanied by all of our old favourites like How many programmers…? None thats a hardware problem., three to ask, a month later, What FTP sites are the old lightbulbs archived at ?, and any number to revive the entire exchange at stochastic intervals of two to six months.

Q: How many Indiana University notes users does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Have you ever wondered why its so dark in Bloomington?

Q: How many dyslexics does it take to bulb a light change?
A: 10, one to change the light bulb and 9 to misread the manual.

Q: How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Four. One to spray green paint onto the bulb so noone bashes it with a big stick, one to change it, one to suggest they all roll a log down a hill to celebrate, and one to invite all the others round to his log cabin so they can all watch his moose moult.

What kind of answer did you have in mind?

Q: How many movie actresses does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One, but you shouldve seen the line outside the producers hotel room.

Q: How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Sorry, we closed 18 seconds ago, and Ive just cashed up.

Q: How many operating systems are required to screw in a light bulb?
A: Just one-Microsoft is making a special version of Windows for it.