Q: How many keyboardists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One to light a candle and say its just as good as electric light.

Q: How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Two: one to hold the bulb, and one to turn his throne (but only after they figure out that you have to turn the bulb).

Q: How many MPs does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Twenty-one. One to change it and twenty to form a fact-finding committee to learn more about how its done.

Q: How many retarded Italian gardeners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: One, but dont expect results.

Q: How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One, but it takes at least three light bulbs.

Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: How many can you afford?

Q: How many Columbia students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Seventy six-one to change the lightbulb, fifty to protest the lightbulbs right not to change and twenty five to hold a counter protest.

Note : Columbia was the most politically active of the ivies back in the 1960s.

Q: How many terrorists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Six. One to change the bulb, and 5 to take the credit when it explodes.

Q: How many SAS men does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Three. One to change it and two to shout GO! GO! GO!

Q: How many municipal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Seven – two to administer the Civil Service examination for the Light Bulb Administrator position, the Commissioner of Public Works, who ends up hiring his brother for the position anyway, one to plow the mayors driveway, a Summer Youth student to actually screw it in, and a Union steward to protest that its the electricians job to screw in lightbulbs.