The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasnt paying attention in class. She called on him and said, Johnny, what are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?

Little Johnny quickly replied, NBC, CBS, HBO and the Cartoon Network!

Little Johnny brought a box wrapped with a red ribbon, to school, as a present
for his teacher. He handed it to her. She started to guess what was inside.
Chocolates? she asked.

Nope.

A Cake? Johnny shook his head No. Then the teacher noticed some liquid
dripping from the corner of the box. She caught a few drops on her finger, put
the finger in her mouth, then said, Ah, I know-dill pickles.

No, Johnny said, its a puppy.