Taking a phone call in her bedroom, a woman replies, Thats OK honey. No problem. I hope you have a good time. See you later. Then she puts down the receiver.

Who was that?, asks the man lying besides her in bed.

My husband, she replies.

What did he want?

Nothing, he said he would be home late tonight. Hes somewhere shooting pool with you and some other colleagues.

In a recent Channel 4 news broadcast, it was announced that Lorena Bobbitts sister Louella was arrested for an alleged attempt to perform the same act on her husband as her famous sister had done several years ago. Sources reveal, however, that the sister was not as skilled with a blade as Lorena.

She allegedly missed the target and stabbed her husband in the upper
thigh, causing severe muscle and tendon damage. The husband is reported to
be in serious, but stable condition, and Louella has been charged with… a Misdeweiner!