Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get away from the bassoon recital.

Q: How many banjo players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but all the others gathered around will complain that thats not the way Earl Scruggs would have done it.

Q: What is the difference between a banjo and an Uzi submachine gun?
A: An Uzi only repeats 40 times.

Q: What is the difference between a violist and a terrorist?
A: Terrorists have sympathizers.

Q: Why are orchestra intermissions only twenty minutes long?
A: So the violists dont need to be retrained.

Q: What do you say to the banjo player in the three piece suit?
A: Will the defendant please rise.

Q: Whats the definition of a nerd?
A: Someone who has his or her own alto clarinet.

Q: How do you know if there is a percussionist at the door?
A: The knocking gets slower.

Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
A: To get away from the noise.

Disco is to music what Etch-A-Sketch is to art.