Q: How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two. One to screw it in, and one to complain that its electrified.

Q: How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Seven; one to change and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.

Q: Why are harps like elderly parents?
A: Both are unforgiving and hard to get into and out of cars.

Q: What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?
A: Violists.

Q: What do you call a drummer who has just broken up with his girlfriend?
A: Homeless.

Q: What is the difference between a guitar and a tuna fish?
A: You can tune a guitar but you cant tuna fish.

Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?
A: Shoot one.

Q: What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section?
A: Half a measure.

Q: Why did the Boy Scout take up the banjo?
A: They make good paddles.

Looking to buyA man walks into a shop. You got one of them Marshall Hiwatt AC30 amplificatior thingies and a Gobson StratoBlaster geetar with a Fried Rose tremolo?

Youre a drummer, arent you?

Yeah. Howd you know?

This is a travel agency.