What do you call an artist who broke up with his girlfriend?

Homeless

Q: How many sax players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Sixty. One to change the bulb and fifty-nine to talk about how much better Michael Brecker would have done it.

Q: Why do drummers have a half ounce more brains than horses?
A: So they dont disgrace themselves at the parade.

Q: How do you know when a drum solos really bad?
A: The bass player notices.

Q: Why are conductors hearts popular for transplants?
A: Theyve had little use.

Q: What is the difference between a dog and a viola?
A: The dog knows when to stop scratching.

A harp is a nude piano.

Q: How is lightning like a violists fingers?
A: Neither one strikes in the same place twice.

Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Six. One to change it, five to fight off the lead guitarists who are hogging the light.

Q: How many guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Twenty. One to change the bulb and nineteen to say, Not bad, but I couldve done better.