Q: How can you tell the difference between all the banjo songs?
A: By their names.

Q: How can you tell when there is a drummer at your front door?
A: The knocking gets faster.

Q: What is the difference between an Uzi and an accordion?
A: The Uzi stops after 20 rounds.

Q: Why does everyone hate a banjo right off?
A: Saves time.

A note left for a pianist from his wifeGone Chopin, (have Liszt), Bach in a Minuet.

Q: What do you call a person who plays the viola?
A: A violator.

Q: What is the definition of a major seventh?
A: A violist playing octaves.

Q: Why does a viola burn longer than a violin?
A: It is usually still in the case.

Q: How do you get five oboes in tune?
A: Shoot four of them.

Q: Why cant you hear a viola on a digital recording?
A: Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.