Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Twenty. 1 to do it and the other 19 to stand around and say, I can do that!

Q: What do you get if Bach falls off a horse, but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?
A: Bach in the saddle again.

Q: What is the definition of an optimist?
A: An accordion player with a pager.

Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?
A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.

Q: What is the difference between a banjo and a chain saw?
A: A chain saw has a dynamic range.

After silence, music comes closest to expressing the inexpressible.

Q: What is the difference between a violin and a viola?
A: A viola burns longer.

Q: Why dont they know where Mozart is buried?
A: Because hes Haydn!

Trombone: a slide whistle with delusions of granduer.

Q: What key is Exploring The Cave With No Flashlight written in?
A: C sharp or B flat.