Q: What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?
A: Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

Q: Whats the definition of a minor second?
A: Two flutes playing a unison.

Q: What is the difference between a saxophone and a lawnmower?
A: Vibrato.

What is your IQ?Bob is throwing a party. He decides that, to break the ice at his party, hell ask his guests what their I.Q. is–hopefully this will strike up an appropriate conversation from there.

The day of Bobs party rolls around, and when the first guest knocks on the door, Bob asks the person what her I.Q. is.

200,000 replies the first guest.

Well, thats great, says Bob, lets talk about ethereal astro physics.

Bob and this first guest talk about the aforementioned subject for a while.

Later in the party, someone else is at the door. Hi my name is Bob; welcome to my party, whats your I.Q.?

The new guest responds with 250.

Great, says Bob. Lets talk about advanced math. Bob and his new guest talk about calculus and statistics for awhile.

Much later in the party, after many more guests had arrived and been spoken to by Bob, yet another guest arrives at the door. Hi, my names Bob; welcome to my party, whats your I.Q.?

This time the guest replies after putting some thought into it five.

Well, thats great, says Bob, what kind of drumsticks do you use?

Q: What do you get if you run over an army officer with a steam roller?
A: A flat major.

Q: Why is the banjo player a fiddle players best friend?
A: Without him, the fiddle would be the most hated instrument on earth.

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Q: If you were out in the woods, who would you trust for directions, an in-tune tenor sax player, an out-of-tune tenor sax player, or Santa Claus?
A: The out-of-tune sax player! You were hallucinating the other two.

Q: What do you call two guitarists playing in unison?
A: Counterpoint.

Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?
A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside.

Q: Whats the name of a good English horn player?
A: Ill tell you when I meet one.