Q: Why do so many fishermen own banjos?
A: They make great anchors!

Q: What do you get when you play a new age song backwards?
A: A new age song.

Q: Did you hear about the drummer who locked his keys in his car?
A: It took him four hours to get the bass player out.

Q: What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?
A: You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.

Q: What is the difference between a viola and a trampoline?
A: You take off your shoes before you jump on the trampoline.

Q: What did the drummer get on his I.Q. test?
A: Drool.

Q: What do you say to an army officer as youre about to run him or her over with a steam roller?
A: Be flat, major.

Whats the difference between a violin and a viola?

There is no difference. The violin just looks smaller because the violinists head is so much bigger.

Q: What is the difference between grapes and a viola?
A: You take off your shoes to stamp on grapes.

Q: What does a guitarist say when he gets to his gig?
A: Would you like fries with that?