A kid, just getting home from school runs up to his dad…

Daddy, daddy! Im the only one in my class that can count to ten. Why do you recun so?

Why thats because your from Kentucky son. The dad responses.

The next day the kid gets home from school…

Daddy, daddy! Im the only one in my class that knows all the letters in the alphabet. Why do you recun so?

Thats because youre from Kentucky son. The dad tells him again.

The next day the kid busts through the door…

Daddy. daddy! Im the only one in school who has a large penis, is that because Im from Kentucky?

The dad looks at him and says, No thats because youre 22.

Patient: Doctor,Doctor… Ive got five penises! Doctor: Well, how do your pants fit? Patient: Like a glove!

A man and a woman are having sex and the woman excuses herself to use the bathroom. While shes in the bathroom, the man notices a picture of a man above her bed. Curious, he asks the woman when she comes back.
Is that your cousin? he asks.
Nope. she responded. Brother? he says.
Nope she says again. Father?
Nope. she says.
Well, who is he? he finally says.
Oh, that was me before the operation.

Why is sex with your spouse like a convenience store?

Theres not much variety, but what else is open at three in the morning!

Q: How can you tell if a bank robber is gay?
A: He ties up the safe and blows the guard.

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Q: What are three words you dread the most while making love?
A: Honey, Im home.

Q: Which of the following doesnt belong: wife, meat, eggs,blowjob?
A: The blowjob. You can beat your wife, your eggs, or your meat; but you just cant beat a blowjob.

An office manager had money problems & had to fire an employee, either Jack or Jill… He thought hed fire the employee who came late to work the next morning. Well, both employees came to work very early. Then the manager thought he would catch the first one who took a coffee
break. Unfortunately, neither employee took a coffee break. Then the manager decided to see who took the longest lunch break – strangely, neither Jack nor Jill took a lunch break that day, they both ate at their desk.

Then the manager thought hed wait & see who would leave work the earliest, and both employees stayed after closing. Jill finally went to the coat rack & the manager went up to her & said, Jill, I have a terrible problem. I dont know whether to lay you or Jack off.

Jill said, Well, youd better jack off, because Im late for my bus.

Q. What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in
common?
A. They can both smell it but cant eat it.

Q. Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?
A. The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

Q. Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony?
A. She is the one who can eat the last donut!