What happens when people of different occupations get old.

– Old seers never die, they just lose their vision.

– Old sewage workers never die, they just waste away.

– Old skateboarders never die, they just lose their bearings.

– Old sailors never die, they just get a little dingy.

What happens when people of different occupations get old.

– Old Soldiers never die. Young ones do.

– Old steelmakers never die, they just lose their temper.

– Old students never die, they just get degraded.

– Old tanners never die, they just go into hiding.

What happens when people of different occupations get old.

– Old hippies never die, they just smell that way.

– Old horticulturists never die, they just go to pot.

– Old hypochondriacs never die, they just lose their grippe.

– Old investors never die, they just roll over.

What happens when people of different occupations get old.

– Old journalists never die, they just get de-pressed.

– Old knights in chain mail never die, they just shuffle off their metal coils.

– Old laser physicists never die, they just become incoherent.

– Old lawyers never die, they just lose their appeal.

A musical director was having a lot of trouble with one drummer. He talked and talked and talked with the drummer, but his performance simply didnt improve.

Finally, before the whole orchestra, he said, When a musician just cant handle his instrument and doesnt improve when given help, they take away the instrument, and give him two sticks, and make him a drummer.

A stage whisper was heard from the percussion section: And if he cant handle even that, they take away one of his sticks and make him a conductor.

What happens when people of different occupations get old.

– Old architects never die, they just lose their structures.

– Old bankers never die, they just lose interest.

– Old basketball players never die, they just go on dribbling.

What happens when people of different occupations get old.

– Old farmers never die, they just go to seed.

– Old garagemen never die, they just retire.

– Old hackers never die, they just go to bits.

– Old hardware engineers never die, they just cache in their chips.

Joke found on http://www.ahajokes.com

Do you believe in life after death? the boss asked one of his employees.

Yes, Sir. the new recruit replied.

Well, then, that makes everything just fine, the boss went on. After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmothers funeral, she stopped in to see you

How careers end…

Drunks are distilled.

Alpine climbers are dismounted.

Piano tuners are unstrung.

Orchestra leaders are disbanded.

What happens when people of different occupations get old.

– Old policemen never die, they just cop out.

– Old preachers never die, they just ramble on, and on, and on, and on….

– Old printers never die, theyre just not the type.

– Old programmers never die, they just branch to a new address.