Things are getting so bad that 60 minutes is investigating 20/20.

A day without fusion is like a day without sunshine.

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You know you live in a small town when the guy at
the local convenience store speaks English.

If you cant convince them, confuse them.

Did you hear about the duck who went into the drugstore?
He told the pharmacist, Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill.

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It seemed like a silly idea at first,
but now I sleep much better with my eyes closed!

Ambition a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

I is a college student.

Food is an important part of a balanced diet.

You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why
cant they make the whole plane out of the same substance?