The difference between intelligence and stupidity is that intelligence
has a limit.

Everything is controlled by a small evil group

to which, unfortunately, nobody I know belongs.

-Ashleigh Brilliant

If you cant drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?

A successful man is a clod just like you who worked harder.

I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are eating
too much, smoking too much, impulse buying and driving too fast. Are
they kidding? That is my idea of a perfect day.

There are two rules in life:
Number 1: Dont tell everything you know.

Rain is saved up in cloud banks.

Why are so many animals named after cars?

People will buy anything thats one to a customer.

Real women dont have hot flashes, they have power surges.