Genetics explain why you look like your father
and if you dont why you should.

Federal Express is a fly-by-night company.

—T.R.Rusch

Please return Stewardess to original upright position.

Im convinced that in a past life I was somebody named Occupant, and
theyre still forwarding my mail.

You cant buy happiness but you can lease it.

Do something unusual today. Accomplish work on the computer.

How do you write zero in Roman numerals?

When theres a will, I want to be in it!

The best things in life are for a fee.

Jack Kevorkian for White House Physician