Dont be so open-minded — your brains will fall out.

Do people in Australia call the rest of the world up over?

I dont think you can really know how heavy something is until it has
fallen on you.

– LeMel Hebert-Williams

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.

To err is human; to admit it is not.

When in doubt, dont bother.

God didnt create the world in 7 days. He pulled an all-nighter on the 6th.

We must silence those who oppose freedom of speech.