Modesty is one of my more outstanding qualities.

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.

Nostalgia isnt what it used to be.

Yo mamas so ugly when she was born they put her in an incubator with tinted windows!!!!!!!

Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.

If you make something idiot-proof, someone, somewhere,
will make a better idiot.

Disinformation is not as good as datinformation.

c:>… File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)

Never put off until tomorrow what you can forget about entirely.

Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp?
He bought a warehouse.