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Eschew obfuscation.

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Eschew obfuscation.

If you think there is

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If you think there is good in everybody,
you havent met everybody.

We are born naked, wet

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We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.

Anything worth fighting for is

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Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for.

. . . and this

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. . . and this is Joan of Arc for Zippo lighters. . .

How do you tell when

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How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?

Im not as dumb as

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Im not as dumb as you look.

What color Does a Smurf

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Id give my right arm

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Dont look at me in

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Dont look at me in that tone of voice!